Curly's Song

From 3 Stooges' "I Can Hardly Wait"

Curly’s Song

She was bread in old Kentucky;

But she’s only a crumb up here.

She’s knock-kneed and double jointed;

With a cauliflower ear.

Some day we shall be married.

And if vegetables get too dear,

I’ll cut myself a nice big slice,

Of our cauliflower ear.